Rob did it again at a holiday party last night!
Rob: "So how's that deaf cat you had?"
Woman: "She died the day before my honeymoon!"
Rob: "Well you still have that other cat..."
Woman: "No, She passed about a year before. It's been a bad year for me and animals."
Rob (to himself): "Stop asking questions...why do I always ask the wrong thing...how fast can I get away...where's the bar"
StyleCaster.com's Perrie Samotin has come up with 10 Things You Should Never Do At Your Holiday Party! Click for the fully illustrated version. The quick read is below...
1. DON’T be fashionably late.
This is a company function, not a random house party at which you might not know anyone. If the event is called for right after work, head over with a few colleagues. If it’s later in the evening, make a point of being on time—you wouldn’t be late for work, would you?
2. DON’T only talk shop.
Obviously, every guest has one very specific thing in common: work. However, nothing kills a festive mood faster than droning on about Q4, the status of that past-due spreadsheet, or how the copy machines never work. Instead, ask your colleagues if they have any other fun holiday plans, where they live (if you don’t know), or anything else not office-related. It’s a party, loosen up.
3. DON’T not mingle.
Anyone who’s worked in an office knows that inter-departmental cliques are inevitable, but social events are prime opportunities to get to know colleagues you don’t work with daily, or to introduce yourself to important people that aren’t in the office regularly—the CEO, important clients, folks from another city’s office. A little friendliness goes a long way at work. That said, DO NOT openly flirt with a colleague or—yikes!—hook up with one openly. Making out at the bar with that cute guy from sales in front of your VP? Not a good look.
4. DON’T bring a guest if you were asked not to.
Yeah, sometimes it sucks to have to exclude your significant other from festivities, but parties can get pricey—and your company probably thought long and hard about whether they have the budget to allow guests to attend. That said, don’t bring your boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend anyway and think your office won’t notice because it’s only one extra person. They will. Also: Do not sneakily have them meet you at the end of the party just in time for one last drink, that’s childish. Use this off-the-clock time to hang with colleagues instead.
5. DON’T gossip.
The office party is not the time to bitch about your unfair boss, your annoying colleague, or the company’s politics at large. Not only do you run the risk of having the wrong person hear, but it’s also simply unprofessional. The company is celebrating its employees, and guests should be grateful.
6. DON’T show too much skin.
Festive attire is relative, but the fact that it’s a work event should be crystal-clear, so save the skin-tight sequin backless dress for a party you attend on your own time, not the company’s. Instead, try a festive sequin skirt paired with a tailored blazer, or a chic cashmere sweater. Also refrain from anything too low-cut, too teenager-y, or too flashy.
7. DON’T get hammered.
Not to be too preachy—we’re sure you know your limits—but nothing can bust your work reputation faster than getting too drunk at the holiday party. Avoid being the subject of next-day gossip (and the dreaded trip to HR) by keeping your intake to what you know you can handle—and eat first!
8. DON’T leave after five minutes.
You might think nobody will notice if you slip out after a few minutes, but guess what? They will. Showing up for a sec sends a message that you;ve got better things to do, which doesn’t reflect positively on you. If you truly have something pressing—your grandma’s 90th birthday, for example—be sure to shoot a note to your supervisors beforehand letting them know you’ll be leaving early, or you’re unable to attend. Likewise, don’t leave before saying goodbye to your boss.
9. DON’T be glued to your phone—or post real-time social media updates.
This is the big one: The act of obsessively checking your phone every two minutes is a party faux-pas—even at a work function. You can bet your boss won’t be thrilled if he’s trying to talk to you, and you’re staring at your iPhone the whole time. Checking Instagram can wait. No, it can’t? Then you might need a social etiquette crash course.
Similarly, do not post any status updates, tweet about your boss in real time, or snap any candid pics of colleagues when they’re not looking. That’s just weird.
10. DON’T forget to thank the organizers.
Like any good party guest knows, thanking your hosts is good form—you’ll look polite, grateful, and mature. No need to make a big show of it—sending a quick email the next morning to your boss or the team that organized the event is more than enough.