A five-year-old Affenpinscher named Banana Joe has won the 137th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. This is Banana Joe's 86th win, which means he's now retired from competition, which I'm guessing will really make happy the competitors who've lost to him 80+ times. I'm betting these competitions are like "Dance Moms" behind the scenes, where for probably the past two years others have been saying "We gotta figure out a way to get Banana Joe DQ'd."