MONDAY...

March 15th is the 74th day of the year .. There are 291 days remaining in 2010

-- On this date in 44 BC, Julius Caesar was assassinated
-- On this date in 1869, the world's first baseball team, the Cincinnati Red Stockings, kicked off play ..
-- On this date in 1955, Colonel Tom Parker became Elvis Presley’s manager ..
-- On this date in 1964, Elizabeth Taylor married Richard Burton for the first time. It was her fifth marriage and his second ..
-- On this date in 1975, Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis, the husband of former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy, died at age 69
-- On this date in 1977, Eight is Enough debuted on ABC
-- On this date in 1991, four Los Angeles policemen were charged with beating Rodney King-- On this date in 1998, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was arrested for possession of marijuana. He was busted at the Toronto airport with 6 grams of pot ..
-- On this date in 1999, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Billy Joel and Dusty Springfield were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ..
-- On this date in 2002, Andrea Yates was sentenced to life in prison for drowning her children in a bathtub.
-- On this date in 2004, Martha Stewart resigned from the board of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia after being convicted in a stock scandal.

 

Wednesday's season premiere of South Park will feature Tiger Woods.

1. "Alice in Wonderland," $62 million.

2. "Green Zone," $14.5 million.

3. "She's Out of My League," $9.6 million.

4. "Remember Me," $8.3 million.

5. "Shutter Island," $8.1 million.

 

The Detroit Police Department says the day after we spring ahead for a Daylight Savings Time change is the worst Monday of the year for accidents. After studying their own records they found that at least 200 more accidents will occur today than on a normal Monday. Observing DST year-round would prevent 195 motor vehicle deaths and 171 pedestrian fatalities. Arizona, Hawaii, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands don't observe daylight saving time. Indiana adopted DST in 2006.

 A new survey by Dove reveals that men spend 13 hours a week on household chores that include cleaning the bathroom, taking out the trash and changing the bed linens. Other findings:

- 50% of men say their women are prone to showing off about the amount of housework they do

- 85% of men take out the trash followed by carrying the shopping bags (80%) and food shopping (78%)

- men spend 6.9 hours a week on childcare

Donna Simpson's goal is to become the world's heaviest woman. The 602-pound New Jersey native tells the Daily Mail she wants to weigh 1,000 pounds. She's 42 and downs 12,000 calories a day. "I'd love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone." Donna wears a size XXXXXXXL (7XL) and has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too weak to hold her up. Donna says, "My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go. I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite." Her 150-pound boyfriend, Philippe, met her on a dating site for plus-size people.

3.14 Show Recap:  The night started out with Preston returning from Europe. He brought a woman home named Irena. Danny went to NYC to reconcile with Anna. Katherine woke up in bed with Robin. Robin kissed her in front of Susan. Mike was stunned when Susan told him Katherine was now a lesbian. Preston got engaged. Gabby and Heidi Klum had a run-in at a modeling agency. Andrew attacked Sam because he was jealous of him. Bree went to Sam's house and found a picture of him and Rex. Rex is Sam's father. Irena returned her engagement ring. She felt guilty about taking his grandmother's ring. Eva convinced Anna to return to modeling.

3.14 Show Recap - The new celebrities are introduced, and there is again a men's and a women's team. Their first challenge was to pick a team name, the women chose "Tenacity" while the men chose "Rock Solid." Their next challenge was to pick Project Managers for the opposing team, and the women chose Bret Michaels to lead the men while the men chose Cindy Lauper to lead the women. The teams were then tasked to open their own diners, and Trump sends in Joan Rivers to spy on the teams. The women's team raises just over $29,000 and gets a $10,000 because Joan liked their diner better, but it was the guys who raised over $54,000 to win the challenge. The women head into the board room and Trump curses them out when no one wants to say who should go home, so he decides to fire Carol as that is who most of the team eventually said should go. 

 
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Young Buck (29)
Linkin Park's Joe Hahn (33)
Eva Longoria (35)
Black Eyed PEas star will.i.am (35)
Blink 182's Mark Hoppus (38)
Rod Stewart's wife, Penny Lancaster, (39)
Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath (42)
Rockwell (46)